ENGLISH JOKES (ONLY UNIVERSAL)

pankaj soni Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:18 pm

EVERYBODY CAN SEND THERE JOKES HERE BUT MAKE SURE THAT IT IS IN ENGLISH.

pankaj soni Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:24 pm

Two Balloons (present tense version)

Two balloons are floating across the desert.

One balloon says to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

Two Balloons (past tense version)

Two balloons were floating across the desert.

One balloon said to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

dushyant vaishnav Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:12 pm

Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
Banta replied "I am thanking him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." cheers

dushyant

pankaj soni Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:59 pm

THATS A GOOD ONE DUSHYANT
KEEP ON SENDING

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